Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It didn't. It was chicken.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because it wasn't chicken.
Q: Why didn't the pizza man deliver to the High School?
A: He forgot his ladder.
Q: Why did the vampire win an art scholarship?
A: The way he drew blood.
Q: What's black, white, and red all over?
A: A newspaper.
HOW THE WORD SANDAL CAME ABOUT.
Two guys were walking down the beach. One guy looked down and pointed. He said, " Look, sand Al." And that's how they got the word sandal.
HOW THE WORD SOCKET CAME ABOUT.
Three guys, Jim, Bob, and John, were swimming. They got out and John stuck his hand in something (electrical socket). He was being electricuted. Jim said, "Bob, sock it, sock it." And that's how they go the word socket.
1: Knock. Knock.
2: Who's There
1: You.
2: You who?
1: Yeah, I'm thirsty. Get me one too.
